
pants on the ground
havent updated in a while. sorry bout that - jaz and i have been making big plans for the upcoming radio show A SERIOUS JOKE. keep an eye out for that. in the meantime, i have to go write a paper. because for now, im not getting paid to sit around, smoke weed and be funny. fuck school. here you go -

my favorite silly goose
URGENT - MUST GET HAT
if any of you know where i could find this - it is very urgent that you tell me NOW. upon recently re-re-re-re-(x a million) watching billy madison, i realized that i will drop mad dough to get that yellow hat that he wears the whole movie. example here:

not really a good shot, but if you watch it you’ll see it. its yellow with golf clubs and golf balls and little patches of grass on it and i want it… really… really bad… im not all about the materials but this hat - is BALLER.

this one you can see the grey mesh on the front.
so here’s the other option. i get mad rich… yea thats right… from my college degree in writing that writing and call adam sandler and he’ll send it to me.
k im stownd (stoned) now. cant finish. LATER.
ps. veronica vaughn - so hot, want to touch the hiney AwOOO

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